all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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