You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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