i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
God, I missed his penis.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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