Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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