school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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