Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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