Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
