I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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