So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me