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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Found your dick twin last night
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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