Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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