are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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