Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
