wanna go halves on a baby?
Barsexuality is the new black.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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