just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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