so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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