I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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