Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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