ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
