can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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