dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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