The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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