Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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