VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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