Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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