This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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