i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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