did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You ruined the universe
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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