i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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