It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I have tasted many bathrooms
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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