We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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