He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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