just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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