Can Purell be used as lube?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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