Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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