So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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