Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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