I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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