ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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