That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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