Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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