census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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