"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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