Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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