Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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