We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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