i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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