Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
