How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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