oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
whose ass print is on the piano?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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