Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick