I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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