I smell stomach acid.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I know her cup size but not her name....
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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