Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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